Hagerty: The Most Boring New Cars on Sale Today

[MetroMPG]

No surprise finding Mirage on the list:

The Mirage has proven to be a pretty durable vehicle, but the driving experience? That’s as boring as it gets. — Steven Cole Smith

(Eggman will be happy to see that they also nominated the car that replaced his Mirage. )

Fun comment under the article:

Kelly

January 19, 2024 at 2:43 pm
While I agree the Mirage is terrible choice for a car purchase, I had a CVT-equipped rental in the Bay area in 2018, and thrashed it around the hills surrounding Big Basin. I set the shifter to Low and threw it into every tight curve I could. The little tires squealed, it leaned like crazy, and the short wheelbase made it a blast to drive. I’d never own one, but it was a great drive.

https://www.hagerty.com/media/hagert...on-sale-today/

[Eggman]

No surprise finding Mirage on the list:

(Eggman will be happy to see that they also nominated the car that replaced his Mirage. )

...

https://www.hagerty.com/media/hagert...on-sale-today/

HA! Technically, I own or have owned three cars on their list:

1. 2022 Tesla Model 3 (current daily)
2. 1980 Jeep CJ-7 (even more boring than their listed Wrangler)
3. 2015 Mirage ES (R.I.P. Speck, we still miss you)

I'm not sure who to pity here; either myself or those poor reviewers. I mean, they forgot about the other car in our garage, the 2020 Escape.

Effin clickbait.