Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls
> decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
> After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she
> know they went home early?
>
> The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little
> gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
>
> The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the
> spa before meeting a dinner date.
>
> The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
> when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
> Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to
> see her husband in bed with her boss!
>
>
> Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.
>
>
> The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead
> planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was
> going to go with them.
>
> No way!
>
> The blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"