Someone has a sense of humour...
Girlfriend got me a vinyl cutter for Christmas, figured it was time to have some fun at my own expense!
He also made a Ring decal with "Notfast" on it. Check his thread (~120 replies as of now):
Spotted on: https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/commen...ubishi_mirage/
I invited the OP over. Maybe he can make more & sell 'em here!