Ok, to be serious, an "Oklahoma Snowmobile" is a DR650...
But I can't complain about the Mirage and the inclement weather as of late. Unlike you ladies and gentlemen up north, we here in the great state of OK will get a nice solid layer of ice, an inch of packed snow half melted and re-frozen, with a couple of inches of snow on top of that. Makes for a lot of overconfident out-of-state people with 4x4 trucks and SUV's, hung up in the cable dividers or stuck in the median.
But my little car, with it's terrible tires, is almost as good as my Jeep in this stuff - the ONLY place the jeep does better is getting going from a stop, on a steep hill. The mirage stops and corners much better due to it's low weight. Even with the traction control/stability control turned off, it's a very capable machine. A bare modicum of snow-driving sense will have you slamming the car to a halt without even activating the ABS. I picked a co-worker up, who had never seen a Mirage. He flatly refused to believe it wasn't an AWD car. He said "The Lancer is AWD, so this car must be too." No use explaining that most lancers are FWD, and that a cheap 3 pot economy car for less than $13,000 is not going to be AWD.