Rawdoggin your Mirage and other general mayhem

[Dirk Diggler]

Hi my ninjas! I just thought with all the brilliant, sensible, sage advice that has been shared on here by keen mechanical minds we could perhaps go in the other direction with stunting stories, doggin your whip out, ideas for crass decals, cheekiness and general naughty behavior involving your Mirage or other vehicles you've owned in the past. There's comedic gold in dem hills! I'll start.

>Go over to older brother's house to show him my new ride
>His 3 year old kid, my nephew, thinks its a legit ninja turtlemobile
>My bro insists I give his kid a ride in it
>No problem
>Then insists I let the kid sit in my lap with no seat beat and let him steer
>No problem (its the south whatdoyaexpect?)
>Take the kid for a ride around the neighborhood
>Kid is having a blast honking the lame horn, I got Vanilla Ice blaring "Go, Ninja, Go" on the AUX jack, letting him steer
>After 10 mins his Dad, myself, and do a reverse handbrake into the driveway, redneck style, kid loves it
>Joyless sister in law comes running out yelling
>"What the hell are you doing with my baby in the car?"
> I smile "Your confused, its all a Mirage."
>Slowly back out of driveway

[MetroMPG]

Let's keep it family friendly, please!

(crass / naughty references)

Sincerely,
the Humour Police