If I felt the way you do, I seriously wouldn't have bought a Mitsubishi Mirage.
Ironically, I feel the opposite of you. Today's most basic Mirage ES is a nicely equipped economy car, & I can still probably buy a new ES manual for under $11,000 OTD ($1,000 loyalty rebate included). A/C, power windows, keyless locks, cruise control, etc... are really nice features. I've owned economy cars in the past that didn't have any of those features. Heck, one car didn't even come with a radio, antenna, or speakers. I almost prefer that. The car was so cheap, & you could add what you really wanted with ease.
I don't like wasting gas. If my car is running, I am driving somewhere. I can't imagine ever using/wanting a feature like remote starting. Then again, I remember the days when TVs didn't come with remotes. I must admit that I do love my TV remote!
Maybe the auto stop & go feature on many new vehicles these days makes up for the gas wasted on the remote starting feature? Who knows?
If you're distracted by the screen on your dash, the 2021 Mirages all come with assist braking now. It's all a bit much in my opinion.