I'm not suggesting the following to transpire, but if a U.S. Mirage owner were to get chased by law enforcement, and get away, said owner should be:

  • Flown to Mitsubishi headquarters and honored.
  • Requested by many race teams to come do some "test" driving to see if they can back it up on the track.
  • Given a full pardon by former president Trump.
  • Requested to take the helm of "The Stig."
  • Given a knighthood by the Queen.
  • Written about in history books.
  • Make the cover of many automotive magazines.
  • Star on the next crappy version of Fast and Furious.
  • And go on late night tv shows.


What else am I missing? What else should be done to said driver?