Mark - As you know, I have a couple cars. My garage is stuffed full. The area just outside of the garage doors is stuffed full. I have a 25 year old niece that is moving in. She parked down in the "lot" of cars when she showed up from Can's-Ass the other day. She moved her crap in, then left for south GA after Idalia blew through. Where the cars park outside the garage is flat and the driveway goes up a small grade. She has a Scion Xa, or whatever the Mirage-like Scion is. About the same size as the Mirage.
She went to leave the driveway the other day, my son had to move his car first. He said he was never so scared. He said he don't know how / why should couldn't do it. Her car is of course an automatic. And where she parked she was aimed STRAIGHT UP the driveway. All she had to do was let off the brake, maybe touch the throttle and she could have been blindfolded to get out. But she kept turning, SHARP. He said he thought she was going to hit cars on either side. It was as if she was trying to turn the car around and come out forward (which AIN'T happening, as there is no room). My son said he doesn't think she ever once looked in her mirror. And she's 25 years old. He got out of his car on the road and went down and backed her car out for her. More trouble brewing.
My sons are in now for Labor Day. She went to see her mom but will be back. It's obvious, I'm going to have to learn her to back up. I think I'll tape a piece of cardboard to her rear window to start with (to stop her from looking back). And then make her use the mirrors, over and over again, until she can back up the driveway. It's easy, ya just confirm there's nothing behind the car, at least in the path you intend to take, align the car body with the pavement edge, and watch that alignment as you start backing up. If you're good, keep going and check the other mirrors, and look around, but keep checking back on that original mirror and alignment. Use that same alignment view, and strategy to clear cars in your path. You look for a gap between the body, and the other car (or obstacle) steer to get a gap, let it roll, then check other mirrors and/or look around, checking that gap again as necessary. All this done slowly of course.
My driveway is ALWAYS an obstacle course. I trained my sons. And they each have 6 speed manual transmissions (2 G35's & 1 RX-8) and can back through tight spots with very little difficulty. I suspect she will be a greater challenge than they were (they were trained on an automagic Camry though). We're not posa park our Porsche/Infiniti/BMW/Audi/Volvo/Lamborghini SUVs on the streets in my uppity neighborhood. And mine is one of the lesser uppity neighborhoods in the area (thank God). But there are some mega-snooty women in the neighborhood trying to UP the snoot-level. What do you suppose they think about me, in my Mirage?
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I keep my Lexus hid in the garage. I drove the Lexus to work today to do emissions testing. I'll snap a photo of it whenst I leave.
I'm sort of a big fat redneck stuck in a bill-payer's body. Seems like there's a drunk character on the Simpson's (Barney maybe) that, if you cross that character with Shrek, subtract the booze, double the stank, that would be me. I don't have the snoot look or mentality that the women in these parts look for. If/when I get divorced, I'm going to have to shop in a Hazard County trailer park for my next X-wife...