It was purchased for small drives to the grocery store etc. It was sitting in the owners garage this entire time. They still did routine maintenance on it (oil change etc) even though they stopped driving the last 2 years. They were a bit old so I'm assuming they just stopped driving due to health reasons.
Our Mirage battle would unfortunately end in a tie because... we're both Mirages. Can't have a winner if both cars are the best in the world.